Cocktails are created based on the information gathered on your Cocktail Profile. Please make sure to include a valid email when you order your cocktail so that I can send you the questionnaire promptly.

Cocktails and art take 2-3 weeks to produce and include standard USPS mail services. Art will be shipped in an archival sleeve and packed in a rigid mailer.

Returns are only allowed if I’ve really screwed something up (like I put an ingredient that you’re allergic to in the recipe and you put it on the form and I missed it). If the art becomes damaged in transit I’ll replace it once I receive the damaged item(s).

Drinking age where I live is 21. If you’re not 21, I’m not going to create an alcoholic drink for you. Sorry, but I’m a rules girl!

Art is for personal use only, unless other arrangements have been made. Commercial accommodations are available, let’s talk!

We believe in having fun while being responsible: moderation in all things, use of the designated driver and no drunk monkeys!